On the flipside, I could find a reason to quote 30 Rock at any time any day.
Off the top of my head:
“Live every week like it’s shark week.” Tracy Jordan
“Hugging. How ethnic.” Jack Donaughy
“Then I’ll do to you what my father did to me. Lure you to the edge of the pool with a puppy and push you in.” Jack Donaughy
“I want to go to there.” Liz Lemon
“We may not be the best people but we’re definitely not the worst. Graduate students are the worst.” Liz and Jack
"Gilmore, do you see any of my students falling in love with me? No, and do you know why? because you don’t fall in love with people that make you want to crap your pants. I want to see terror in their eyes! Fear is a great motivator, people. Use it."
— Paris Gellar tutoring poor little high schoolers for the SATs from Gilmore Girls
"It makes me so Chan-gry. Oh God, it’s happening to me."
— Jeff Winger from Community
I try to forget annoying characters, but currently, it’s Kenneth on 30 Rock. I think Jack McBrayer is a great character actor, and I used to love Kenneth. But the show’s just beaten him into the ground. The less he’s in it, the better.